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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? counter terrorism"

"The inventor of large scholarly books showed me his factory. He said, ""Make yourself a tome."""

"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"

"I don't know when but there was a moment in my life when food changed from friend to lover."

"A pianist is currently on trial. He was accused of fingering A Minor."

"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"

"This is the last pair of shoes I buy from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I just keep tripping."

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."