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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."
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"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"
"I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say ""no."""
"I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?"
"What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist? An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet."
"I bought an electric pen the other day ...but my handwriting's still shocking"
"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"
"What does a baby have in common with a old car? They're fun to take apart, but they're a real bitch to put back together."