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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."

"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."

"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"

"How Many Jews Does It Take To Open A Door? Obviously more than 6 million..."

"I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there."

"According to the employee handbook, I only require to show up sober. It doesn't say I can't drink once I get here."

"How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb? Juan."

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17? Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even."

"""Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do."" ""Oh Ya, what does he do?"" ""Makes gun powder."""