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Joke of the Day

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"What do you call a whore house with only men? A bro-thel"

"I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... ""You're fired!"""

"The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American. Black laughs matter."

"People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van."

"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"

"3 drunk men walked into a bar, but another man came with them. He ducked."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."

"Fun fact: All of the seasons were named after coils of metal. Except for summer and winter. And fall."

"What's the plural of ""Referendum""? Riots."