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Joke of the Day

"Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour."

"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."

"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"

"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."

"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."

"Why is air like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."

"So I hear there is going to be a sequel to Lawrence of Arabia It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias."

"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"