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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to be late I'm at the hospital getting my hymen restored, so I'm a bit de-laid."
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"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"
"What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim? TWIGERING"
"My love is like a candle... If you forget about me, I'll burn your fucking house down."
"I told my wife, ""no man should spend more time washing dishes than he does having sex!"" Our new dishwashing service is great."
"What does a Muslim pirate say? Allahu Ackbarrrrr!"
"Before you say you ""value my opinion,"" just know if a genie granted me 3 wishes, one of them would be to star in Sister Act 3."
"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."
"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"
"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."