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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"
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"When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane."
"What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother? I genuinely care about your mother."
"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in"
"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."
"My teacher called me racist today.... So I told him "" I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."""
"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."
"I finished a burrito 5 minutes ago and I wish there was more. I now understand every Taylor Swift song."
"Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices."
"What do you call the hairiest man in the camp? Jewbacca"