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Joke of the Day

"A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, ""First offender?"" The lady replies, ""No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender."" Edit: Grammar."

"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""

"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"

"What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy."

"Q: What did the atlantic say to the pacific? A: Nothing. It just waved."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example, Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."

"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."

"I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders."

"I went to high five Robin Williams he left me hanging"

"I'm a strict vegetarian. After I kill a cow I don't eat ANY of it."