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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the atlantic say to the pacific? A: Nothing. It just waved."
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"What did Moses say to the guy who wanted a boat I Noah guy"
"Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?"
"my love is blind :("
"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."
"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"
"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"
"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."
"How does Donald Trump adopt pets? He just grabs the first pussy he sees."
"The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers."