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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the atlantic say to the pacific? A: Nothing. It just waved."
Next Joke
"That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him."
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"
"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."
"Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!"
"What is brown and sticky? Shit."
"Say What You Will About Getting Shot But it always starts off with a bang."
"What are three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey I'm home."""
"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."