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Joke of the Day

"What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy."

"what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix? A cockadockapoo."

"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"

"I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says ""Your sister wouldn't have missed that."""

"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"

"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I am not sure what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day"

"They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer' f*ck off' to go away'."

"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."

"I have a friend called 'Tiba' Sometimes I think he's a bit backwards"