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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
"I can smell shit, but I can't find it."
"Fred: ""I can't believe Ben is in the hospital. Just yesterday, I saw him with a gorgeous blonde."" Bob: ""So did his wife."""
"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."
"Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads."
"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"
"One fun way to describe Facebook is ""imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart."""
"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"
"TIFU by being King of the jungle. I am Lion. lololol"