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Joke of the Day

"What makes a good joke timing. ..."

"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."

"Why did the robot get detention? Because he was accused of Boolean."

"a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan"

"Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over? He was playing on the road again."

"When you are on a first date and she says to you: ""I want you to treat me like a movie star,"" it is vitally important to establish which type of movie."

"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"I just saw a ""The Flash"" porn parody... ...the movie lasted one second."

"Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life."