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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?"
"I'm at the age where an ""all-nighter"" means I didn't have to get up to pee"
"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."
"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."
"They say time flies like the wind.. But fruit flies like bananas"
"You're momma so fat... When she watches sports she roots for half off Papa John's."
"Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines."
"""2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let's fornicate!!!"" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics."
"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."