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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
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"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."
"My leg got amputated Me: Can I take my leg home doc.? Doc.: Why? Me: Because is my right."
"Super hot girl working the snack stand at the theater ... and I just ordered a ""cockporn with extra butter"". Thanks brain."
"""Matt, you just need to date the type of person that will always be there for you!"" [tries to date pizza] [gets friend calzoned]"
"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
"I tried writing with a broken pencil... until I realized there was no point."
"TV repair man..."
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