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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a ""The Flash"" porn parody... ...the movie lasted one second."

"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."

"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."

"[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)"

"How did Harry Potter cross the road? Walking Jk rolling"

"My 13 year old told me this joke.... Him: I want to start a dating website for Indians.... Me: a dating website for indians? [scratching my head wtf] Him: yeah I am going to call it connect the dots."

"MONDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE FUCK THIS SHIT FOUNDATION"

"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."

"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!"