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Joke of the Day

"a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan"

"I call my wife ""Happy Meal""... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy..."

"Young lady to father ""Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "" ""Dentist"" ""Why father ?"" ""We have only one heart but 32 teeth!"""

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"Me: *Asks question on snapchat* Them: *Answers question on snapchat* Me: ""Wait, what did I ask again?"""

"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."

"Do you know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"

"To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner. They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? Stupid."

"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"