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Joke of the Day
"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"
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"There's no such thing as detoxing your body, but enjoy spending three hundred bucks on your diarrhea."
"Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins."
"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from."
"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."
"Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know they don't use those razor blades to shave"
"Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?"
"IF SATAN IS READING THIS PLEASE MAKE THE FINGERBOARD ON MY DESK DO 1 FLIP"
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago."