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Joke of the Day

"To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either."

"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"

"What do mathematicians drink? Anything to ease the pain."

"Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job? Cause beastiality is wrong."

"Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution"

"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Californians screw in hot tubs!"

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. Edit: ( )"

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber you nasty bastard"

"Why did the blonde starve to death? Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, ""Do not eat."""