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Joke of the Day

"To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either."

"@NBCSports thank you for making the sports"

"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"

"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."

"Kid's are afraid to take this nap. Kidnap."

"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"

"Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT"

"1000 pounds of oranges. is a ton of oranges."

"If quizzes are quizzical.... What are tests?"

"Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. ""Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"""