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Joke of the Day
"Good friends are like bottles of sweet wine .. that's why I keep mine locked in the cellar."
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"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"
"Neutrinos ""Sorry we don't serve neutrinos,"" says the barman. A neutrino walks into a bar."
"Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."
"What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals? A veteran Aryan."
"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"
"What does a sock taste like? Defeat"
"What do you call playing a woodwind instrument and eating fast food while driving an f1 car? A McClarenet."
"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"
"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."