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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"
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"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."
"Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be.... ...a ripoff"
"Stalk your awful ex on Twitter, Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll. 'Tis the season to be bitter. Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll."
"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"
"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."
"What's the longest word in English? smiles. Because there's a mile between both S."
"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."
"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."
"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"