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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"

"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."

"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."

"How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start? According to my neighbor it's 458 times."

"I saw a black man carrying a T.V. today I though that it looked like mine, but when I got home he was still shining my shoes"

"What US State has the smallest soft drinks? Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/"

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."

"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."

"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."

"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"