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Joke of the Day
"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"
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"What did one saggy boob say to the other one? You know, if we don't get a lift, people will think we're nuts."
"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""
"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."
"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"
"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"
"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"
"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."
"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."