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Joke of the Day

"Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off."

"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"

"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."

"LIKE if you don't ring the doorbell... You just text or call to say you're outside."

"I just successfully robbed a bank! Now what to do with all this sperm..."

"What is common between a priest and acne? Both start cumming on your face when you turn 13."

"What's a basic girl's favorite vegetable? Asperrygus"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."

"What's the difference between Reddit and Voat? Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site."

"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."