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Joke of the Day

"What starts with r and ends with d? [removed]"

"This bum said everyone who gives him $10 gets a ""special"" surprise in the alley. My gut says no......but my heart says its a puppy!"

"What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death"

"What time is it when. You have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"One did one redditor say to the other? Heard it."

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?"

"A candle is my girlfriend... She is very hot"

"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"

"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"