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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
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"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"
"I am a woman, hear my eyes roll."
"Thank you automatic ice dispenser. I was hoping to get either 2 or 675 ice cubes."
"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"I take my wife everywhere... And she still finds her way home"