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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between God and Donald Trump? Donald Trump can make God great again. However, God has no such power!"

"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"

"Pretty girls with ugly laughs : nature's way of preserving the balance"

"""Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?"" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* ""Omg!"" Narrator: The power of Febreeze"

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! "

"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."

"[VIDEO] John Oliver Agrees With You For 22 Minutes"

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss"

"Ever hear the joke about the punchline thief? ."