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Joke of the Day

"Your mama's so fat... She broke the branch off the family tree"

"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."

"Hey, everyone in a minivan-- hit the gas!"

"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."

"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."

"Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!"

"My friend has just got back from Africa and isn't feeling well He keeps buying raffle tickets. Im worried he has tombola..."

"Nobody uses DVDs. Most of em' use Torrents. Hence DVD Rip"

"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."

"If the United States government had a reality TV show... It would be called House of Tards."