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Joke of the Day
"They say two heads are better than one But sometimes I just don't need that much lettuce."
Next Joke
"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"
"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."
"I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into a costume this year. I wore the bottom half of a donkey costume. I decided to half ass it this halloween"
"All my tweets are based on true events that happened in my head."
"I was asked who my favorite X-Man was Apparently, Kaitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate reply."
"How many ADHD sufferers does it take to... To get to the other si-- Knock knock."
"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."
"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
"Some nights I just lie down and stare up at the stars and I wonder what happened to my roof"