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Joke of the Day
"If the United States government had a reality TV show... It would be called House of Tards."
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"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
"Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men."
"Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex."
"A poster at the door of a church said, ""If you are tired of your sins, come in."" Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added ""Call me, if not."""
"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"
"What do you tell a worried guitar? Don't fret"
"A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents. I never thought adoption could be so exciting."
"How do you know if a girl is hungry or horny? Give her a cucumber and see what hole she puts it in. How do know if she's hungry & horny? When she sits on the cucumber and then eats the pickle."
"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."