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Joke of the Day
"Nobody uses DVDs. Most of em' use Torrents. Hence DVD Rip"
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"Who wants to join me in quest to warn teenagers about the harms of plucking your eyebrows too thin?"
"How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?"
"if you're in Mecca itself you have to pray while spinning around in circles like a compass at the North Pole"
"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."
"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."
"Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to."
"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother."
"From an Obit: He was always a daredevil His last words were ""Watch this."""