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Joke of the Day
"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."
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"An old black man goes to his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo... ...his doctor asks him ""Why are you wearing a tuxedo?"" The man responds ""If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"""
"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves"
"My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that ""Paint"" is a stupid name for our cat"
"Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie"
"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy."
"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"
"""GIVE IT TO ME"" she yelled ""Oh my God I'm so wet!!"" She could scream all she wants I was keeping the umbrella"
"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"