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Joke of the Day
"What did the impatient cow say at the stampede? MOOOOOOVE !"
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"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."
"What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending condescending"
"THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"Breaking Bad is a horrible influence, making terrible things seem cool. Next thing you know, kids will want to start using flip phones."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"