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Joke of the Day
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
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"What do you call a black guy who just graduated from medical school? Doctor, you racist son of a bitch."
"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."
"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"
"I bet Hemingway would've deleted a shitload of tweets the next day."
"An Irish man left the bar"
"*Young Jesus plays with food* Mary: you're not playing until you finish your bread and fish! *ugh* *touches food* *it multiplies* NOOOOOO!!!"
"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."
"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."
"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"