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Joke of the Day
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."
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"If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process."
"HOT LOCAL SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU SO THEIR FELONIOUS BOYFRIENDS CAN STEAL YOUR I-PHONE"
"Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you."
"What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian? A glutamate."
"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."
"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""
"What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend? Boo bae! (Read aloud please)"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"