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Joke of the Day

"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."

"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"

"What is blurrier the more you squint? Everything."

"Why do black people hate chainsaws? **RUN** NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"

"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."

"You can chew on the end of the pencil But you can't erase the tooth."

"What do you call paying for services with a blowjob? A package deal."

"*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*"

"German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!"

"Why do Catholics eat fish on Good Friday? Because Jesus died for our fins."