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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"
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"Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two."
"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak"
"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."
"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"
"Reincarnation, evolution, whatever. At some point, Larry King was a possum."
"The other day someone asked me my 5 year plan I told them I don't have 2020 vision"
"What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control? Someone gets fired."
"What did the tight vagina say to the loose vagina? Nothing - its lips were sealed."
"[interview for fireman] ""So why do you think you're a good fireman?"" I lit the building on fire ""What?"" Now watch as I try to put it out"