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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"
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"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."
"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."
"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."
"A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him."
"Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk"""
"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"
"Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Just between you and me, something smells down there."
"My wife and I made a vow to never go to bed angry. I'm so fucking tired!"
"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important."