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Joke of the Day
"My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie."
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"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"
"Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad? They were meth-od acting."
"People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie."
"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."
"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"
"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"
"Bob the Builder sacked! The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!"
"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgutory."
"Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade."