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Joke of the Day

"People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie."

"[drake deepthroating a fully cooked sausage] I'm on my wurst behavior"

"What is crucial to any joke about ISIS? The execution"

"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."

"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"

"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."

"MAST JOKES: I was fall from 4th floor http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/i-was-fall-from-4th-floor.html#.UQasZ2fq90Q.reddit"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Whipped"

"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."