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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"
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"Click to see something special something special"
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."
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"Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch."
"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15mins to come back inside but they can hear me bite into a Pop-Tart from 3 counties away."