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Joke of the Day
"They say it's rude to ask a women's age... So what's your weight?"
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"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."
"I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction."
"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."
"i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week"
"Trump often appears on Fox news, which is ironic Because a fox often appears on Trump's head"
"What do you call a Saudi cow? A moo-slim"
"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"
"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."