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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."
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"Netflix just announced it's raising the price and changing it's slogan to ""One movie you wanna see and a thousand others you never heard of"""
"Facebook: A place for liars and braggers to unite."
"What's the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a greyhound bus stop? One is a crusty bus station, one is a busty crustacean."
"If Pingu started a metal band... It would be called Slipnoot"
"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"
"One time a guy left a full glass of sangria behind on a first date and I pretended I forgot my sunglasses so I could run back and chug it."
"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"
"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """
"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."