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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."
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"Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says ""AVAILABLE"" and a phone number? That's your mom's number."
"A man sold his soul to the devil in order to get back the full head of hair he had as a young man. There was hell toupee."
"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."
"What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray"
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"There have been many time in 2010, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, bugged you... today I just wanna tell you... I plan to continue in 2011!"
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep."
"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"
"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"