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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."

"i like the viagra ad where the guy is on some crabbing boat in the middle of the bering sea, thinking about how he can't get hard anymore"

"Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."

"If a tree fell on keemstar in the woods Would anyone care."

"I tried getting my girlfriend to do my taxes... But she really wasn't Intuit."

"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"

"Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly."

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."

"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says ""Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract""... The Asian man turns to the doctor and says ""No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"""