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Joke of the Day
"i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week"
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"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"
"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? The pilot you racist assholes."
"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"4yo: I want to play squirt guns Me: You mean when you squirt me all day and laugh, and if I squirt you, you cry? 4yo: YES Me: Okay, let's go"
"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("
"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
"*getting murdered* First time? *sighs* You'll want to lacerate my abdominal aorta. *sighs, puts hand on the bottom of my ribcage* It's here."