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Joke of the Day
"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."
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"Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining."
"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."
"Lawyers' Ethical Dilemma When a client gives you two hundred dollar bills stuck together from the bank machine to pay a $100 bill, do you tell your law partner?"
"slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion."
"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""
"*Looks left* *Looks right* *Crosses road* *Gets run over by chicken*"
"Sorry I yelled ""April Fool's"" while you were proposing to your girlfriend."
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"
"My uncle Aaron is the black sheep of our family. Because he's black. His skin is black. He's a black man."