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Joke of the Day
"Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you."
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"Current beard: Outdoor woodsman Current body: Indoor couchman"
"[Kool-Aid Man breaks thru wall] Oh ya! [breaks 2nd wall] Oh ya! [3rd wall] OHHH YEAAHH! [breaks 4th wall] I've had many, many concussions"
"What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to? A Beenadickteen one"
"Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change."
"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"
"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"
"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."
"I heard you can turn soup to gold... You just have to add 24 carrots"
"How to raise a kid? I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions?"