13467
Joke of the Day
"Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you."
Next Joke
"What happened to the man running in front of the car? He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car? He got exhausted."
"They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can't help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs."
"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that."
"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."
"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"