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Joke of the Day
"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."
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"I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes and my dad's really going to get the hump!"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."
"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"
"optimist: the glass is half full optimist - the glass is half full; pessimist - the glass is half empty; feminist - the glass is being raped."
"My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure... ..So I told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away, he'd die"
"To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same."
"What happened to the blind circumsizer? He got the sack."
"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"
"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."