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Joke of the Day

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."

"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."

"Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for."

"The New York Knicks"

"What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen? Rats!"

"I was walking by a park and some Koreans asked if my friend and I wanted to join their game. They were short people."

"A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. ""I'll have fish and chips twice"" he orders. ""Sure I heard you the first time"" came the reply."

"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""

"Why don't gypsies use condoms ? They have crystal balls so they see it coming."