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Joke of the Day
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"
Next Joke
"So it's my birthday and my parent sang me happy birthday. Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""You were born because your mom sniffed glue."""
"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."
"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"
"What do you call a promise you can't keep? A campaign promise."
"I just electrocuted myself It really hertz"
"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."
"Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos? They'll B flat"
"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"
"What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts"