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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
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"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""
"Know why I won't have two pet rocks? 'Cause I ain't raising no pebbles! .. Idk, my brother told me that years ago and I still think it's clever."
"You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!"
"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""
"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"
"2017 whatsapp notification: Linda read your message and texted Morissa and they decided to go to McDonalds without you"
"My wife: ""Can you pass me the stud finder?"" Me: ""You're the stud finder!"" *deep, awkward silence* Me: ""Here it is."""