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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
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"What do you call a vagina that talks back to you? An answering cervix"
"My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication."
"A touching story One day, the boy touched the girls hand. The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"WHO SAID ""YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED"" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above"
"What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? Seeing your mum's."
"Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because he already has his shit packed and ready to go."
"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""
"Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street, where they pass a gay bay One turns to the other and says ""want to go inside and get shit-faced?"""