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Joke of the Day
"The other day someone asked me my 5 year plan I told them I don't have 2020 vision"
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"Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette."
"What did the cake say to the fat kid I am nutritious"
"Dear coffee, I want you inside of me"
"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""
"Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed. Over and over and over...."
"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."
"""A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who re-fills it after emptying."" -- Dalai Lama"
"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."
"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."