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Joke of the Day

"Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed. Over and over and over...."

"At the coffee shop, I saw a German guy reading the first few pages of a book about WWII and smiling. Keep reading, buddy. Keep reading."

"First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong. I see God is no fan of moon-walkers."

"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."

"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."

"What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...? Turkey"

"Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time."

"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"

"Wife: ""You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"" Me: ""okay, I'll get out the wedding video"""

"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."