202407
Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."
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"Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman."
"I just read a Facebook ad that said ""Come in a designer, leave a CEO."" Not sure why they're offering dating advice, but okay."
"Imagine being in space and floating past all the planets. You could probably go kart on Saturn's rings."
"Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels"
"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
"""Drop it like it's hot,"" is my favorite song about dropping stuff that's hot."
"You remind me of my little toe Why because I'm so cute and tiny? No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table."
"Everyone keeps saying ""0scars r our Olympics!"" O for f*ck sake. And our Pussy Riot is Justin Beiber fighting Shia lebeouf"