202407

Joke of the Day

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."

"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"

"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"

"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"

"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."

"Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, ""10, 9, 8..."""

"At Indian Restaurant ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""No, thank you, I'm full now."""

"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."

"In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious"

"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."